Retro Alert: This Milk House column was published exactly 10 years ago. And here’s to a great 10 years since...
This article was originally published in 2016. * When I was in Jr. High our school principal showed up drunk...
This piece was originally published in 2014. Hipsters, however, have persisted since then. * After spending the last six months...
There’s always plenty of speculation of who might fill the cabinet as a new US president takes office, following by...
What type of animal do you need to make a living in the Himalayas? A yak of all trades. Admittedly,...
It was nine at night when we arrived at The Cowshed Cafe, but since they knew we were coming they...
Going Retro! This piece, one of the early columns of The Milk House, was published exactly 10 years ago. *...
“You’re going to die.” It was my landlord who relayed this, and she couldn’t hide all of her smugness in...
This column was written in January 2020, just before the start of the pandemic. * If location is everything, let...
First published in 2019. * If you’re going to murder your love rival, all the better if he has a...
This piece was written and first published at the end of 2020. * I wasn’t there for the assignation of...
A good friend of mine is very concerned with his health. He juices carrots, goes to yoga, and once visited...